Oh the dudes on the corner really look her up and down when she comes out to play
Yet strangely enough no matter how she tries she doesn't get laid
Last year she was the pageant queen but nothin' else happened
It's time to cast off panties, bra and hope for some tappin'

She's as horny as a girl can be
She's a sexual animal, yes indeed
But she's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
Never had a bone through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose
Never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose

Oh she gets dolled up and she looks so hot it would knock you right down
Then a busy womanizer just scoops her up for a night on the town
In his apartment, they're both undressing, oh, now she's gonna sing
She's reachin' for that PENIS then the damn fire bell rings

She's as horny as a girl can be
She's a sexual animal, yes indeed
But she's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose
No!

Well, her ma writes sex books, she wrote one once, ‘cause she wanted to screw
She tried to do porn, but they all said, “We just don't need you.”
Her new boyfriend's so afraid of disease she can't even give him head
In a few decades she'll go through menopause and then she'll be dead

She's as horny as a girl can be
She's a sexual animal, yes indeed
But she's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose
She's never had a bone through her hose
She's never had a, Oh she's never had a, Oh