I can't fight this Alvin any longer
And now,I'm quite afraid to let him go
What started out as South Park Al until then
He wishes he changes the name to let it show

I hate this guy that he can't make a chipmunk song
What if there is one reason for my fear
If he feels so obscene when he's a writing
More and more song parodies,and makes everything unclear

And even David Seville will now keep him in sight
He's a "menace against Dennis" on a site called whatfreaks
And he's getting closer than no one thought,he might

But he can't fight this Alvin anymore
He forgotten that darn chipmunk Theodore
It's time to bring this guy into the war
Alvin's name is endorsed,however

Well I can't fight this Alvin anymore
I've forgotten who else that I'm fighting for
And if that stupid Rhodes settle the score
Then smashing through your door
What if I can't fight this Alvin anymore

His life was not chipmunkfied,quite a dumb name
He's been running round in circles with his mind
And it has to seem there's a chipmunk song by
That Alvin Rhodes but who's saying that you are not wasting time

And even stupid people are keeping him in sight
He's a fat hunk in the website that we know is whatfreaks
He will raise his number or parodies,wrong or right

So will you fight this Alvin anyway
His stupid agenda almost everyday
It's time to stop his tracks with your prey
That Alvin Rhodes is bad,whatever

Who else can fight this Alvin anyway
Who can attack this "Bagdasarian fake"
Although that he is somewhat being gay
Ruined Dave Seville's day
Even the cops fought this Alvin just today