Song Parodies -> Sit
This is too shitty for whatfreaks. And it smells to high heaven. So enjoy, and don't forget to flush when you're done.
Stand in the place where you shit,
Now face North. Think about defecation, wonder why you haven't before. Stand in the place where you poop, now face West. Think about the place where you live, wonder why you left the lid up. If you are confused check on your bum, carry some Ex-Lax to help you along. Your pants are going to be on the ground, your ass is there for when you sit down. Sit in the place where you go Now face North Think about relaxing Wonder why your sphincter is sore Now sit on the toilet below Now face west Think about today's paper Wonder why you haven't read it Your pants are going to be on the ground The seat is up so you will fall down In bushes and trees, the bears would be going Ground would be yellow If it was snowing So stand (stand) Now face left Think about squeezing Charmin Wonder why you haven't before Now sit (sit) Now face right Think about the air freshener Wonder if it's plugged in In bushes and trees, the bears would be going Ground would be yellow If it was snowing Your toilet tissue will be on the ground Stuck to your shoe, you drag it around So stand (stand) Now face North Think about defecation Wonder why you haven't Now sit (sit) Now face west Think about cleaning behind toilets Wonder why you haven't Stand in the place where you fart (now face north) Sit in the place where you fart (now face west) Your pants are going to be on the ground (shit in the place where you fart) Your ass is there for when you sit down So sit (sit) Poo.
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