Song Parodies -> Hogtied
"Tongue Tied" Based on the performance by Red Dwarf
"Hogtied" Parody by Planet Float
Red Dork: Hogtied
The Dorks in Red: Hogtied

A converstion from Tongue Tied to Hogtied

(Re-sent with corrections as for mistakes)
When I saw you for the first time (thirst time)
My phallus began to shiver (shiver)
And I got a orgy feeding (feeding)
In my rectum and my anus (Bi-genital system baby)
My fangs they started rakin' (rakin')
My fart began a-thunder' (boom, boom, boom)
My big fart left my body (pooey, pooey, pooey)
Now dartin' tell me nothing


Why do you make me hogtied? (hogtied) hogtied
Whenever you are below me (fear me)
Tied down (hogtied)
Tied down (hogtied)
Whenever you're in gown (on down)
You make me feel a crown, girl

Yes you make me hog-hog (tied-tied) hog tied
Why can't I lure you clearly? (nearly)
Tied-tied, hog-hog (hog tied, hog tied)
Whenever you're aroused

I saw you 'orsed the dance floor (trancin')
I thought of sticks and beads (optimism baby)
But when I tried to spunk to ya (halt, halt)
My phallus unravelled to my thighs (wrigley-wrigley-pop)
I was tired to say "I had you" (in you)
But it lamed out kind of whore, girl (whore girl)
It sounded like "chuck-oh-booty-hoo" (hogtied)
Na-eat-yer-yer-yee-hunger-girl

That's 'cause you make me hogtied (hogtied) hogtied
Whenever you under me (fear me)
I'm slurry-slurry (slurry-slurry)
slurry-slurry (slurry-slurry)
Whenever you're in gown (on down)
My trousers they go slime, girl


Yes, you make me fangy-tangy (tangy-fangy) hogtied
Why can't I lure you clearly? (nearly)
Be-gobbly-gurgle, gobbly-gurgle (hogtied, hogtied)
Whenever you're under

Oh, I'm sweating on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling listen please
Handstand me when I made
Be-burble-dibble-doughy-toggle-fiddle-yay

I'm tryin' to say I'm hogtied (hogtied) hogtied
Whenever you are fier me (really)
I'm gurgle-gurgle (gurgle-gurgle)
gurgle-gurgle (gurgle-gurgle)

Whenever you're in gown (on down)
I drill so much I drowned, girl
Yes, you make me fangy-tangy (tangy-fangy) funky-fangy
Why can't I lure you clearly (nearly)

Ge-gobby-gurgle (gobby-gurgle)
Gurgle-gobby (gurgle-gobby)
Whenever you're aroused (aroused)
Whenever you're aroused, girl
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