Song Parodies -> One Virgin
"One Vision" Based on the performance by Queen
"One Virgin" Parody by Kai Dathe
(Skin torn in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways)

One bride one groom one first time
One heart one soul just one sex partner
One oath of love yeah one mate one virgin

One hug one kiss
One wedding night
One pant one zip
One sexy striptease
Wowowowo gimme one virgin

My bride my right
Romantic films are just in black and white
Some blood some stains
All we need is one mate one virgin

One clit one tit
One female organ
One cock one ball
One heavy pettin'
Wowowowo oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

I had a dream
When I was young
A dream of giant harems
A glimpse of promiscuity
And visions of thousand orgies
But a virus spreads
And the pest brings deaths
And in my heart I know
Look what was done to mankind

So let me inside
Let me tear it
It's torn now
There's only one small hymen
One mate on virgin
Yeah one virgin

No seam no belt
Just one small hymen
All through the night
It's a defloration wowowowo yeah

One one one one...
One virgin

One scream one sperm
One good orgasm
One book one pope
One sex position

Gimme one girl
Gimme one boy
Just gimme
One man one man
One heir one night
One day hey hey
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
Twelve children
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MIKE - January 25, 2020 - Report this comment
YES
mike - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
go go go
MICHEAL - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
fire truck
mike - July 03, 2023 - Report this comment
this another 1 bites the dust
mike - September 16, 2023 - Report this comment
papa and nana are having hash and eggs in heaven
mike - September 17, 2023 - Report this comment
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