I dreamed the dream of boys gone by
when I was high and life worth living
I dreamed of boys between my thighs
Receiving them and sometimes giving

Course some were hung and unafraid
My dreams were had and sometimes tasted
There was no escort to be paid
Cause they were young and we were wasted

Then a tiger came one night
With his (pause) APPETITE big as thunder
He tore my clothes of to my fright
And now my ass is slightly
MAAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAA-AAAAAAMED!

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my mouth with endless wonder
He took my pelvis in his stride
But he was gone after he came

And still I dream he'll come with me
Or we would do it once TOGETHER
It really sucks when one guy's done
The other leaves and says "Whatever!"

(I had a dream my man would be)
(so different from the hell he's giving me)
Just want him once to please receive
Alas, he says, it cost's too much for me.