Song Parodies -> Cocksucker
"Heartbreaker" Based on the performance by Pat Benetar
"Cocksucker" Parody by Terrance Tucker
Where is Jerry Springer when you need him for cases like this one from West Hollywood
You cheated on with your lies
With sour swishy sass
So I'll be on you like a hemorrhoid
Always on your ass

You're a cum lickin' cheater
'Cause you cheat and lie and get laid, you see
You disgusted ass eater
Stupid bitch, you know you're born to be

CHORUS
You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
Don't you sleep around on me!
You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
Don't you sleep around
No, No, No

You know, you're just a bitch in heat, boy
You're a gay man's whore
My life with you is now complete, boy
We're no pair no more

You're a cum lickin' cheater
'Cause you cheat and lie and get laid, you see
You disgusted ass eater
Stupid bitch, you know you're born to be

You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
Don't you sleep around on me!
You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
Don't you sleep around
No, No, No

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

You're a cum lickin' cheater
'Cause you cheat and lie and get laid, you see
You disgusted ass eater
Stupid bitch, you know you're born to be

You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
Don't you sleep around on me!
You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
Don't you sleep around on me
You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
Don't you sleep around on me!
You're a cocksucker
Dumb clucker
Motherfucker
COCKSUCKER!!!!
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