Song Parodies -> Tashstart Horst's Heart
"Kickstart My Heart" Based on the performance by Motley Crue
"Tashstart Horst's Heart" Parody by Horst Sjaelland
Achtung, mein vegemite sandwich-essen mappa tassie down under chunder sniffers, Horst und Mega Records eversoproudly announcing another dueting of destiny. This timing, Horst doubleteaming up mit the Tommy Bass, Vincely Neil (if no mangoslaughtering charges pressing), und the rest to celebrating the life of the Australian disco Queen Tash Vox. Haben not the Amorikkkan bangheading whodis to hearing of the Tash Vox? Und why not? Analways, Sheiss Out at the Devil, mein heavy metaly-loving spliffheads.
"Tashstart Horst's Heart"


When Horst to getting highly
Horst getting highly on Tash.
Bob Deal, Vincely Neil,
a Hasslehoff and muchly Mega cash.

Horst's heart Horst's heart
Tashstart Horst's heart...and why not?

The Horst always to having
The Asia Pooh coming after me.
customly builting DVD player
playing Dawnly clip 103.

Horst's Heart Horst's heart
Tashstart Horst's heart...and why not?

Ooh are you ready Bob Deal?
Ooh are you ready Vincely Neil?
Oh Yeah!
Tashstart Horst's heart
Likely a DVD player up to start
Ooh yeah! Asia Pooh.
Ooh yeah.
Tashstart Horst's heart.
Hope Hasslehoff never stops.
Oh yeah Kraftwerk.

Horstdive naked
from the Bouff Bus roof
or a Damn mit the 32DDDs
from outer space.

Horst's heart Horst's heart
Tashstart Horst's heart...and why not?

Horst got the troubles
Mit the DSL girls.
Horst just to looking for
a Dawnly time.

Horst's Heart Horst's heart
Tashstart Horst's heart

When Hans started Mega records
all Horst needed, needed was Sab.
Ist the Asia Pooh bi?
Horst to saying Falco kicked muchly ass.
When Horst enraged
or Jelly Donuting frau Helga
metal Machine Music running
through my brains.
And Horst to sagen
Tash Vox still kicking ass.
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MIKE - January 14, 2022 - Report this comment
CHICAGO WOLVES
MIKE - March 12, 2023 - Report this comment
GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTELMEN
MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
THAT'S THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ONCE UPONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - March 23, 2024 - Report this comment
AND IT GOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm team race - April 05, 2024 - Report this comment
swim team jackets front logo = mu logp back logo = misericordia swim team logo + michael and craig AND ON FRIDAY ME AND CRAIG CAN TAKE OUR JACKETS AND GOGGLES HOME WITH US

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