Once I had my questions
Of whether I was wrong
But all of that has changed now
That's why I sing this song
The truth is not so comfortable, no

My mother always told me
That I had to be straight
But I had homo feelings
She told me way too late
Why can't I just swing the other way?

Chorus:
That's when I reach for a guy's wiener.
That's when I get carried away
That's when I reach for a guy's wiener
I am unquestionably gay

A friend of mine once held me
In a way that wasn't cool
But I felt so aroused, we
Got naked after school
I never have looked back once since that day.

Chorus:
That's when I reach for a guy's wiener.
That's when I get carried away
That's when I reach for a guy's wiener
I am unquestionably gay

Bridge

And now this guy's opon me
And this is nothing new
Instead I hear some screaming
And they tell me
I'm a faggot
I say

Chorus (Repeat 2X):
That's when I reach for a guy's wiener
That's when I get carried away
That's when I reach for a guy's wiener
I am unquestionably gay.