Song Parodies -> Smooth Pedaphile
"Smooth Criminal" Based on the performance by Micheal Jackson
"Smooth Pedaphile" Parody by Ubu
Wow, I didn't have to change much at all.
As He Came Into The Bedroom
It Was The Sound Of A
"Whoo-hoo."
He Came Into His Apartment
He Left The comestains On
The Carpet
He Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See he Was Ex-negro
So he Ran Into The Bathroom
He Was Fucked Up, It Was
His Doom

Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Macaulay
Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Macaulay
Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Macaulay
Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Macaulay

(Macaulay Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's Some Sperm On The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Rear-end-o Macaulay)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Comestains On
The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Held Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok Macaulay
Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok Macaulay
Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok Macaulay
You've Been Fucked By
You've Been Touched By-
A Smooth Pedaphile

So He Came Into The
Backway
It Was Somehow-Like The Black
Way
Mouth On Cock Mastur-
Bation
Sounding Heartbeats-
Intimidations

Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok Macaulay
Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok Macaulay
MacaulayAre You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok Macaulay
Macaulay Are You Ok
So, Macaulay Are You Ok
Are You Ok Macaulay

(Macaulay Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's Some Sperm On The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Rear-end-o Macaulay)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Comestains On
The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Held Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

(Macaulay Are You Ok)
(So, Macaulay Are You Ok)
(Are You Ok Macaulay)
(You've Been Fucked By)
(You've Been Touched By-
A Smooth Pedaphile)

Macaulay, I Want You To
Make Some Ass-room Right Now!

Aaow!
(Micheal Did You Rape Him)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You Raped Him)
I Don't Know!
(There's Some Sperm On The
Window)
I Don't Know!
(That You Struck Him-A
Rear-end-o Macaulay)
I Don't Know!
(You Came Into His
Apartment)
I Don't Know!
(Left Comestains On The
Carpet)
I Don't Know, Why Macaulay?
(Then He Ran Into The
Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(He Was Fucked Up)
(It'll be your end, Micheal!)

(Macaulay Are You Ok)
Ass Boned It-Macaulay!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
Ass Boned It-Macaulay!
(There's A Sign In The
Bathroom)
Ass Boned It-Macaulay!
(That He Fucked You-A
rear-end-o Macaulay)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
Ass Boned It!
(Left Comestains On The
Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
Ass Boned It!
(You Were Fucked Up)
(It Was Your Doom-Macaulay!)
Aaow!!!
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