Song Parodies -> Beat It
"Beat It" Based on the performance by Micheal Jackson
"Beat It" Parody by Foilsoldier
The Original Michael Jackson Lyrics To Beat It
[1st Verse]

He Grabs The Soap And Lathers Up While He Can

He's Goin To The Shower To Make Love To His Hand

He Flicks It, He Slaps It, He tells It It's Bad

So Beat It, Just Beat It

[2nd Verse]

Look Out This Kid Ain't Messin Around

You Can Tell By The Nasty Slapin Sounds

The Fire In His Eyes And The Quiver In His Thigh

So Beat It, But You Wanna Do It Good

[Chorus]

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

No One Wants To Be Cheated

Showin How Long You Can Fan The Fire

It Doesn't Matter You Know That Your Right

Just Beat It, Beat It

Just Beat It, Beat It

Just Beat It, Beat It

Just Beat It, Beat It

[3rd Verse]

The Waters Runnin Cold, Better End While You Can

Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man

You Wanna Keep The Pace, Better Do It While You Can

So Beat It, Just Beat It

[4th Verse]

You Gotta Keep Goin, Show Them You Aint Done

You're Playin' With Your Self, This Ain't No Game

The Door Opens, Then Your Parents Walk in,

You Don't Care, Run Till The End

So Beat It, But You Wanna Do It Good

[Chorus]

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

No One Wants To Be Cheated

Showin How Long You Can Fan The Fire

It Doesn't Matter You Know That Your Right

[Chorus]

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

No One Wants To Be Cheated

Showin How Long You Can Fan The Fire

It Doesn't Matter You Know That Your Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

[Chorus]

Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

No One Wants To Be Cheated

Showin How Long You Can Fan The Fire

It Doesn't Matter You Know That Your Right

[Chorus]

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

No One Wants To Be Cheated

Showin How Long You Can Fan The Fire

It Doesn't Matter You Know That Your Right

[Chorus]

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

No One Wants To Be Cheated

Showin How Long You Can Fan The Fire

It Doesn't Matter You Know That Your Right

[Chorus]

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

No One Wants To Be Cheated

Showin How Long You Can Fan The Fire

It Doesn't Matter You Know That Your Right

Just Beat It, Beat It

Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

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