Song Parodies -> Rub Between
"Billy Jean" Based on the performance by Michael Jackson
"Rub Between" Parody by Robert Blough
He was just like a pre- pube teen from a child porn scene,
I said don't mind if I rub between your cute bald bum,
Then I'll rub your small dick with my thumb,
He said I am the one, who would rub, his small dick, with my thumb.

He told me his name was Gavin A, and he wasn't gay,
But my head turned with eyes dreamed of having my way,
As we drank, and viewed porn, in my room,

People always told me be careful what you do,
Don't go around smelling young boys farts,
And mother always told me be careful who you love,
And be careful what you do, and who's dick you play with too,
Hey hey hey,

Chorus:
Gavin A, is not my love,
He's just a boy who says that I am the one,
But I love that young child's bum,
He says I am the one, but I love that young child's bum,

3rd verse
For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on his side
But who can stand when his parents scammed,
sued, schemed and planned,
As we drank, and viewed porn, in my room,
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice,
(do think twice)

He said to Bashir that I was four, and slept on the floor,
Then later narced about -- gay porn and wine,
Oh this family they really can lie!

People always told me, be careful what you do,
Don't go around smelling young boys farts,
But I just tell those people, it's like the smell of sweet perfume,
I don't care if it means my doom, if you don't like it leave the room,
Hey hey hey,

Gavin A, is not my love,
He's just a boy who says that I am the one,
But I love that young child's bum,
Gavin A is not my love,
Gavin A is not my love,
Gavin A is not my love,
Gavin A is not my love,

Hey, ya'all quit being ignorant,
Ya know I loooooooove children,
Ya know it's a loving thing to share your bed with child,
(especially one with a tight bum)
Hey, quit being ignorant,
Ya all are just ignorant

Where's that little Webster when I need him,
Liz, come comfort me, they're being ignorant again…
Here's some more jewelry. Please be my friend.
Fade….
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