Song Parodies -> Gapped
"Bad" Based on the performance by Michael Jackson
"Gapped" Parody by Bonzai Squad
"Your ass is gapped, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I suck on you
The word is out, donĈt make me sick
Cuz IĈm the queen of licking dick
Suck long, suck hard, sucking on dick, alright
My flat-assed bust, my big-assed waist
IĈm too much whore for men to take
I get paid crack when I go down
IĈve done more shit than Bobby Brown
Well IĈve never used a condom
And IĈve never sucked on toes
When IĈm going to the whorehouse
IĈve go to pay my hoes-because IĈm Gapped
IĈm Gapped (repeat 4x)
DonĈt you call me Horny, Skanky or a Slut
Just tell me who is Gapped-I am
The sound I make when IĈm with a male
Is intensified by my nasty smell
In back alleys I go to my work
For each man that I can jerk
If I get laid more than as of now
IĈm gonna need to teach others how
When youĈre only giving BJs, and IĈm packing fudge
When I tell you I am horny, well donĈt you hold a
grudge
Cuz-IĈm Gapped, IĈm Gapped (repeat 4x)
My midnight rates are the smallest in town
Just tell me who is Gapped-I am
When you see my out there whoring, ask for the dollar
rate
If I tell I am busy, there are others to be laid
Cuz-IĈm Gapped, IĈm Gapped (repeat 4x)
When I say IĈm sitting on the job, IĈm really sitting
on the job
IĈm Gapped, IĈm Gapped (repeat 4x)
"
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MIKE - March 21, 2020 - Report this comment
OH YOU KNOW AROUND
mike - May 06, 2022 - Report this comment
hey come on dance dance
MICHEAL - December 25, 2022 - Report this comment
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LEAVE ME ALL ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE
R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON - February 24, 2024 - Report this comment
MICHAEL JACKSON AUGUST 29TH 1958 JUNE 25TH 2009

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