Deprivation can't sustain, Diet you will betray
Seize your freedom of consumption!
No one else is here, go ahead, the coast is clear
Lick off all the cupcake's frosting
Taste what you know you need
I'm sowing sugar seeds
I'm always here for you
It's your season now to bloom

Come drooling after
Your junkfood master
Your waist grows faster
Bake them faster, faster

Baker of cupcakes and decadent treats
Gripping your mind, then stretching your seams
Call off the search cause I'm all you need
Just take a bite and I'll f'fill your dreams

Treadmill work today, now you will repay
Guilty conscience running eager
Crunch the abdomen, perspire in a heated den
Suck it in before the mirror

Exert it all you want
I wait dormant in your thoughts
And when the strength of will subsides
You'll call me back to life

Come drooling after
Your junkfood master
Your waist grows faster
Bake them faster, faster

Baker of cupcakes and decadent treats
Gripping your mind then stretching your seams
Call off the search cause I'm all you need
Just take a bite and I'll f'fill your dreams

Master, Master: Mix the creams I'm craving after
Master, Master: Bake my favorite pies
Snacker, Snacker: Opportunities you gather
Snacker, Snacker: Snacking fills your time

Smell my brand new batch, smoking on the rack
Commit your crimes of body treason
Feed on what you crave, sweet devoted slave
On your gut now, pull a free spin

I will shrink your pies
And pack millions on a line
I will cut your cakes
into cups to fit your pace

Come drooling after
Your junkfood master
Your waist grows faster
Bake them faster, faster

Baker of cupcakes and decadent treats
Gripping your mind then stretching your seams
Call off the search cause I'm all you need
Just take a bite and I'll fill your dreams