"Ah we can get laid if we want to, we can pay the fags no mind
Cause the fags got dicks and 'cause they got pricks
Well, they take it in the behind
I say, we get laid where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come like the aliens would
They can blow more than our mind,
Then we can dance or sing

Ah we can come when we want to, you are hung and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
and take it off by and by
I say we can strip if want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude with your clothes removed
And I'll be nude like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance, every part under control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it in multiple
We can dance, we can dance, everybody what's in your hands
We can dance, we can dance, everybody droppin' your pants
Safety dance
Condom safety dance
Ah yes the latex dance

We can get laid if we want to, we've got more hot chicks and wine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll jerk off right
I say, we get laid if we want to, we can leave the whores behind
Cause your whores want cash and they're all white trash
Well, it's cheaper to wait in line
I say we can dance, we can dance, everyone out of the dress
We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it making a mess
We can dance, we can dance, vibrators are running low
We can dance, we can dance, Duracell's better you know
Oh Well the safety dance
Condom safety dance
Oh well unzip your pants
Condom safety dance
Oh yes! The safety dance!
Oh! the safety dance! Yeah!
Oh! It's the safety dance!
Again! The safety dance!
Well, faster, the safety dance!
Oh harder, the safety dance!
Oh deeper, the safety dance!
Oh more, the safety dance
Oh! It's! The! Safety! Dance.....

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