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(There's) Poo-poo on my peep
(Its) surely someone's defecation
I might have drilled too deep
And loosened-up some... constipation

(It) happens late-at night
Some kind of backdoor situation
I push with all my might
Then leave without much... conversation
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Night after night... I'm ridin' the queers
Day after day... the dick sewage re-appears
Go up-rear and flail away
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A bone between the sheets
Only brings me inspiration
Its chocolate covered meats
Smell the acrid agi-tation

I wear my pretty tights
Accentuates my... punctuation
And when we do it right
...There's overspill
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Night after night... I'm ridin' the queers
Day after day... the dick sewage re-appears
Go up-rear and flail away
Come back another day
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(There's) Poo-poo on my peep
(Its) surely someone's defecation
I might have drilled too deep
And loosened-up some... constipation

(It) happens every night
A special backdoor embarkation
I wake to quite a sight
...Its just overspill
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Night after night... I'm ridin' the queers
Day after day... the dick sewage re-appears
Go up-rear and flail away
Go up-rear and flail away
Go up-rear and flail away
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