Conservative World

Some conservatives they want to take away my plight
My plight to not submit to zealot, nutcase Christian right
Their priests they tell me sex is evil. So is my pro choice.
But notice that does not stop them from fucking little boys

Cause I'm a liberal in a conservative world
While the conservative plot has unfurled
You know I am a liberal in a conservative world
And the conservative plot has unfurled

Some cons nag me, some cons brag to me I just walk away.
Cause arguing with one of them is a pointless waste of day
Voters go and vote for Bush, it's their right so I won't sob
But the reason because, and shocked I was so that Mike can't marry Bob

Cause I'm a liberal in a conservative world
While the conservative plot has unfurled
You know I am a liberal in a conservative world
And the conservative plot has unfurled

Now lets talk about another topic on our tray
Christian Right wing nut case zealots want to have their way
Lets not kill a baby fetus. That is just not well
Stem cell research could cure cancer but you'll go to hell

Cause I'm a liberal in a conservative world
While the conservative plot has unfurled
You know I am a liberal in a conservative world
And the conservative plot has unfurled

Great job Bush. spend billions and then just cut our tax
Where will you get all that money, will you pull it out your ass
Then you lower taxes more to give the rich a break
And of course I also get a tax cut. Now I can buy an extra Twinkie cake

Cause I'm a liberal in a conservative world
While the conservative plot has unfurled
You know I am a liberal in a conservative world
And the conservative plot has unfurled

Binny Boy has bombed out land and N. Koreas weapons are mass.
Iran I bet is building nukes to launch it up our ass.
But lets ignore all of those threats and do something that's dumb
Lets attack a country that posed no threat. Gee Won't that be fun.

Cause I'm a liberal in a conservative world
While the conservative plot has unfurled
You know I am a liberal in a conservative world
And the conservative plot has unfurled

Privatizing social security you worthless piece of scum
We could still have all those funds in 2051
But of course for rich to pay the pension for the poor
Would not suit our president, so lets lower taxes more.

Cause I'm a liberal in a conservative world
While the conservative plot has unfurled
You know I am a liberal in a conservative world
And the conservative plot has unfurled

And "no child left behind" sounds like a descent plan
Sure lets take more money from public school and give to private man
And years from now when we are seeing public schools no more
The wealthy get the education, while the poor can clean their floor.