Song Parodies -> Elephant Cock
"Elephant Talk" Based on the performance by King Crimson
"Elephant Cock" Parody by Jake Small
I would love to hear what kind of sounds Adrian Belew would do with his guitar for
this one.
"Cock, itÆs only cock
astralgod, ass wedge, anaconda, ass pirate, albino cave dweller, itÆs only cock.

Cock, itÆs only cock
Boner, Big Red, Banana, Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser, Baloney poney,
Bayonet, Beaver cleaver. ItÆs only cock.
Black cock

Cock cock cock itÆs only cock
cum pump, candy cane, caped crusader, cornholer, choo-choo, charlie russell the
one-eyed muscle, cummingtonite, clit tickler.
well itÆs only cock
cheap cock

Cock itÆs only cock.
Dingus, dipstick,
these are words with a ôDö this time,
dingaroo, dingledong, doo-hicky, dipstick, diving rod
double cock, double cock

Cock cock cock itÆs only cock
Too much cock, small cock,
cock for cash
equipment, excalibur, elastic plastic, The early riser, The easy rider,
itÆs all cock
Elephant cock, elephant cock, elephant cock!
"
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princejellyfish - July 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I know a lot of people think it's easy to just rattle off a list, but it's far more of a challenge to keep it funny and fresh. I acknowledge the effort put into this parody.
Rudee - August 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious! From one Crimson fan to another: Great work!
mike - July 04, 2013 - Report this comment
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mike - April 22, 2023 - Report this comment
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