Hard as steel my prick arose, in the darkness it comes
She cried in fear and total joy enjoying the taste of my cum
Mother nature has her revenge on those who waste their seed
But damn it I haven't come in the last 10 years, and my woman has ceased to bleed

Erections gone, freezing up the fire
Erections gone, numbing all desire
Erections gone
E-rections gone!

I pound my cock before it stops try to bring it back to size
A shadow is cast over us my woman is not surprised
There is no feeling as she slaps my nuts, now there is no more fun
Help me get my strength back, she's gone to fetch her gun

Around the world senior citizens masturbate
Its all in vain, their dried up nuts out of date
Their used matchsticks making them look like fools

'Is this the end?' the aged men cried
Clutching their nutsacks as they died
Those who survive lose their wives to the young

Gone are the days when my dick stood proud
A semen drip on its head was its crown
Wanked as i pleased now it takes so long
But hopes round the bend viagra has come