Song Parodies -> All my Ex'es (Are Infected)
"All My Ex'es (live In Texas)" Based on the performance by George Strait
"All my Ex'es (Are Infected)" Parody by Writerbobby
All my ex’es are infected
And infection is a place you don’t wanna be Yes all my ex’es are infected That’s why I wash my shorts in kerosene Susanna’s whoring in Texarkana Spreading those STD’s And Billie Jean’s in College Station Where she gave the syphilis to me And Allison in Galveston Is passing on the herpes That I then gave to Eve in Temple Now she’s got the law looking for me all my ex’es are infected But I didn’t know then/I would’ve worn a condom you see Yes all my ex’es are infected That’s why I wash my shorts in kerosene I remember the Guadalupe River Where I used to swim I lay down on the banks with Tina And she begged me to put it in What I didn’t know from my innocence Is that she’d been passed around I didn’t know such danger could emerge From that plump moist mound All my ex’es are infected The doctors are amazed at the strains they see Yes all my ex’es are infected That’s why I wash my shorts in kerosene Some folks think I’m hidin’ It’s been rumored that I died But I’m alive and well I just stink of kerosene! Your Vote Counts
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THE FIREFIGHTERS CAME 2 MISERICORDIA 2 SHOW US THEIR BIG RED FIRE TRUCK
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