Baby, I walked into the lavatory,
And I pulled out my willy,
But I was caught,
Oh no, I was taken downtown,
They wrote my name and number down,
I was distraught.

They took my photograph and then my fingerprints,
They did it till the ink had turned them black,
Well how was I to know he was a policeman,
It's such a good thing I didn't try to shove it up his crack.

Now i'm gonna go to jail,
I'm gonna get jail,
Well I'm gonna go to jail,
I'm gonna get jail a jail a jail.

Oh no, I'll do my time in America,
From what I read in the press it isn't all good news,
Oh my, I will get buggered every day,(Ooh)
By Mr Big who's in with all the screws,

I must remember don't bend in the shower,
Not even if I drop my bar of soap,
Cos rest assured that within the hour,
All the other guys inside will have found somewhere to hide their dope,

Now I'm gonna go to jail,
I'm gonna get jail,
Well I'm gonna go to jail,
I'm gonna get jail a jail a jail.

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