Song Parodies -> Legitimate Touch
"Invisible Touch" Based on the performance by Genesis
"Legitimate Touch" Parody by John J. Leonzal
Co-written by: Tony McClelland
Well he's been waiting, waiting there so long
But thinking something, something could go wrong, ooh now he knows
She has a built in ability
To reject every rapist's seed
So now he's running, running for her

He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah
He reaches up, grabs right near to her heart
He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah
He takes her clothes and slowly tears them apart

Well he doesn't really know her, he barely caught her name
But her clothes hug her skin, she simply has no shame
And now she knows
He's someone she just can't trust
He's someone nefarious
And now it seems he's touching, touching her there

He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah
He reaches down, and grabs right hold of this tart
He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah
He takes control and slowly spreads her apart

He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah
She cries out, but only hears her beating heart
He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah
He takes a rope, and binds her body parts

He don't like waiting, to him it's all a game
And though he will mess up her life
He'll take her just the same, but now he knows
She has a built in ability
To reject every rapist's seed
And now he's cumming, cumming in her

He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah
She reaches out, the doctor checks her chart
He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah
He took control, now she scrubs her skin apart
He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah
He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah (OOOH!)
legitimate touch...
Thanks for the laughs, Todd Akin!
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