Song Parodies -> Legitimate Touch
"Invisible Touch" Based on the performance by Genesis
"Legitimate Touch" Parody by John J. Leonzal Co-written by: Tony McClelland
Well he's been waiting, waiting there so long
But thinking something, something could go wrong, ooh now he knows She has a built in ability To reject every rapist's seed So now he's running, running for her He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah He reaches up, grabs right near to her heart He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah He takes her clothes and slowly tears them apart Well he doesn't really know her, he barely caught her name But her clothes hug her skin, she simply has no shame And now she knows He's someone she just can't trust He's someone nefarious And now it seems he's touching, touching her there He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah He reaches down, and grabs right hold of this tart He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah He takes control and slowly spreads her apart He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah She cries out, but only hears her beating heart He seems to have a legitimate touch yeah He takes a rope, and binds her body parts He don't like waiting, to him it's all a game And though he will mess up her life He'll take her just the same, but now he knows She has a built in ability To reject every rapist's seed And now he's cumming, cumming in her He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah She reaches out, the doctor checks her chart He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah He took control, now she scrubs her skin apart He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah He seemed to have a legitimate touch yeah (OOOH!) legitimate touch... Thanks for the laughs, Todd Akin!
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. oqqqqqqq
900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
me tom and craig will have a FIREFIGHTER RACE TO SEE WHO CAN DRESS IN THE GEAR THE FASTEST
now we're gonna give you the old songs the old fashion way
90000000000000000000000000000000THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKICKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF2F55555SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBEFORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHETHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDELIVEREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD - December 25, 2023 - Report this comment
KURT ANGLE {C} VS BROCK LESBAR
33333333333333333333333333333333333myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyycypherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkeepsrollinglikearollingstooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - December 25, 2023 - Report this comment
stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback. |