She fucks Tom Cruise
She's upwards, downwards, sometimes on her knees
She fucks Tom Cruise
His testicles always touch her teats
She fucks Tom Cruise
Screw masturbation 'cause she's willing when she's hot
She fucks Tom Cruise
She has diseases on her crotch

She's a dirty whore but someone's gotta do him
Whoaa whooaah whoa

She fucks Tom Cruise

She fucks Tom Cruise

She fucks Tom Cruise
All the ball handlers, manwhores, it's her they can't beat
She fucks Tom Cruise
Her hershey highway, her cootch or her teats
It's your choice, Tom
A questioned welfare, will she bear your son?
It's your choice Tom
You can dump that bitch or stick it in her buns

She's a dirty whore but someone's gotta do him
Whooa whooaah whoa
She's a dirty whore but someone's gotta do him
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She fucked Tom Cruise
And fucked the Army, Navy, Airforce and Marines
And from his crotch
She contracted Syph and Crabs and HIV
He fucked her crotch
Right up her alley
He fucked her crotch
Poked with his gun
He fucked her crotch
He wonders if she's queefing, gee, that would be fun
She fucked Tom Cruise
She don't use condoms, she sucks sperm right through her teeth
She fucked Tom Cruise
It would be finer if while she did so, she screamed
She fucked Tom Cruise
She sucks on little wangs and bigger wangs, and tells
She fucked Tom Cruise
With other people, yeah, you bet she fucked Tom Cruise

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