"Please please tell me now, please please tell me now
Please please tell me now, please please tell me now

1: ""I've seen this girl, she's just so welcoming
Warm, moist, makes me have fountain-like gushing
Although next year she'll be 44""
2: ""I know you're watching my mum every minute of the day yeah
I've seen the signs and the looks which admit you are a sick fuck, hey hey
You dream of women ripe, too old, your stiff saveloy for her to hold""
1: ""And I creamed so much but now I have to say""

1: ""Please please tell me now is your mum a dirty ho?
Does she take a lot of cock? Does she not know where to stop?""
(Totally random 75-year-old's voice who had no part in the song): ""Do you feel the same cos I've rogered her too""

1: ""(Oh oh, oh, oh) when I see her I'm always feeling blue""
2: ""(Uh oh) And the public should keep away from you""
1: ""Took her from behind - we've done it in the snow
I fired semen so viscous when I slipped between her thighs
Yes she was cheesy with me, she'd slip into her PVC nurse's uniforms""
2: ""You're a dirty fucking twat - You can't get away with that!""
1: ""But she's an easy lay so now I have to say""

1: ""Please please tell me now is your mum a dirty ho?
There is nothing I should say that'll make you come much more""
2: ""How would you like it if I doggy-styled your sis?""

1: ""Please please tell me now is your (please please tell me now) mum a dirty ho?
Oh, she takes my sticky jizz
But she loves that fruity fizz
Please please tell me now. Can you see how hard she blows?
Do you like fish and cream pie?
Well she sure gave oral highs
Please please take my treat - yes she loved my Grade A meat
Is your mum a dirty ho?
Is your mum a dirty ho?""

2: ""Yes my mum's a dirty ho""


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