"There are so many
Titles you can choose
Just want to watch something
Something with my booze
The rental store loves it when I choose
From the dirty movies

Well if I wanted to be an actor
I would choose this career
The guys don't have to look good,
They just need some long gear
This time she wants it in her rear
What dirty movie

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys sticking it up
The Women on the ground

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys sticking it up
The Women on the ground

Got the dual headed giving blonde
She'll take on all five
She's got the most wanted gash
Such a supreme pie
You'll wish you were that guy
Within the dirty movie

Is this the filming location?
Can she give head yet?
Playing with toys in her dressing room
She's getting wet
Start the camera on this set
Make a dirty movie

You don't really need a plot
to get it on
You don't really want much dialog
Just have her get on
Sit her on your face, she'll moan
In this dirty movie

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are now all stiff
From the woman all around

(Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are now all stiff
From the woman all around)

Dirty little secrets,
Dirty little lies
They've got their dirty little fingers
In everybody's pie
Love to watch them eat more pie
In the dirty movie

It was either this or nintendo
So this is what I will bring
Looked like more fun
So let's get into the swing
We all know that porno is king
Give us dirty movies

(Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down

Guys are getting it up
Woman going down
Guys are getting it up
Woman going down)
"