Song Parodies -> A Fart on a Platter
"The Heart of the Matter" Based on the performance by Don Henley
"A Fart on a Platter" Parody by Jorge Enrique D'range
"I got stopped up today, on pizza and beer
But I knew that it would come An old, true friend of ours, sittin on the shelf And I finally took a dump And I thought of all the won bok And the vegies we went through And how I had beef and you had stew What are those capsules inside your cupboard door Make us throw off our continence And want for nothing more ? I'm learning to live with enemas But it's sloppy sometimes The more I go, the less I have to stand Everytime I get back up and wipe, I have to go again! I've been tryin' to get down To a fart on a platter But my BVD's rip And dung seems to splatter But I think it's about a big shit A big shit Even if, even if the paper falls into the bowl These times are so uncertain There's a burning underneath People filled with bulk We all need a little chlorophyl How can life sustain in such a pasty hulk? The cost and self-abasement that lead to happiness They're all I really have, I guess Pride and dignity Cannot fill this empty bowl And the water up inside me Has made me lose control I'm learning to live without ex-lax But it hurts me sometimes The more I go, the less I have to stand Everytime I get back up and wipe, I have to go again! I've been tryin' to get down To a fart on a platter But my BVD's rip And dung seems to splatter But I think it's about a big shit A big shit Even if, even if the paper falls into the bowl There are people in your life who've bought you lunch They filled you up and hurt your side Better put you on a diet, just a hunch You keep drinkin' all that coffee, it'll eat you up inside I've been tryin' to get down To a fart on a platter But my grip gets weak And my friends seem to scatter But I think it's about a big shit A big shit Even if, even if the paper falls in I've been tryin' to get down To a fart on a platter Because the flesh will get weak And their asses will tatter But I think it's about a big shit A big shit Even if, even if the paper falls inà " Your Vote Counts
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