Cornhole Me Driver
You've Been Driving On The Road Too Long I See
Oh My Anus it Bleeds

He's Drinking Viper
His Undies Got Stains and They Smell Unclean
Oh Please Don't Rub Them On Me!

I'm Trying To Get Away
Cornhole Me Driver!

Listenin' to Neil Diamond
With His Sack He Beats My Eyes Black and Blue
Oh Lord, He's Huffing Glue- WATCH OUT!

That Racist is Snoring
He's Been Driving on the Run Since About Last Night
Oh You Best You're White!

Better Get Away, Get Away!

Between His Pelvis and Thighs
There's A Root as Hard as Steel
The Sizzling Never Dies
Your Nuts are Needing Chilled!

Stinky Driver
You're the One Who Gives Us AIDS!
No Need to Pick Up Jailbait, HUMP HUMP!

Hump the Hitch-Hiker
You Can Feel His Heart But You Poke His Spleen
Ass Like A Virgin Queen!

Cornhole Me Driver
You've Been Driving On The Road Too Long I See
Oh My Anus it Bleeds, NO NO!

He's Drinking Viper
His Undies Got Stains and They Smell Unclean
Oh Please Don't Rub Them On Me!

Trying To Get Away, Get Away, Gotta Get Away
Cornhole Me Driver! Ass On Fire! Your Hole Ain't Clean!
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Little Hole In the Middle,Cummin' On Your Poo,Cornhole Me Driver
Oh Cornhole Me Driver! Yeah All-Night!
Get Away ,Get Away, GetAway, Cornhole Me Driver! Whoa
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