Nose is like a bomb, baby,
Booger hangin' long.
Lookin' like a booger with a red snot thong.
Smelling like a tramp, like a kitty-litter vamp.
Little shitty woman, can I be your man.
Hey! Hey!

Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a splash a little white.
Nose-picking lover, baby, blow all night.
Sometime, anytime, booger me sweet.
Little nose - a - pick--ing, booger me, yeah.

Take a nostril, sniff it up, break the bubble, blow it out.

Chorus: Put some boogers on me. Ooh, in the name of love.
Put some boogers on me. C'mon fire me up.
Put your booger on me. Oh, I can't get enough.

Boogers hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen.

Red, white, yellow, light, booger-white-go.
Crazy little woman keep-a pickin' her nose.
Booger-stained mannequin, rhythm of love.
Sweet string, snotty string, booger up (booger up!).

You gotta squeeze a little, sneeze a little, weeze a little more.
Sleezy couch potato come a knockin' on my door.
Sometime, anytime, booger me sweet.
Little nose ah picking booger me sweet, yeah (yeah!).
Give a little more.

Take a nostril, sniff it up. Break the bubble. Blow it out.

Chorus: Put some boogers on me. Ooh, in the name of love.
Put some boogers on me. C'mon fire me up.
Put your booger on me. Oh, I can't get enough.

Boogers hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah.

You got the boogers, I got the sheets. Sweet to taste (listerine).
'Cause it's hot, so hot, sticky sweet--from my head (head),
(Head to my feet).

Do you taste boogers? One lump or two?

Take a nostril (Take a nostril), sniff it up (sniff it up). Break the bubble (Blow it out). Blow it out.

Chorus: Put some boogers on me. Ooh, in the name of love.
Put some boogers on me. C'mon fire me up.
Put your booger on me. Oh, I can't get enough.