Everything is wonderful
Sniffing her is heavenly
Every single day she stares
'cause on her fence I pee

I used to be so fearless
As if I couldn't fare less
Why did I have to make this mess
When I touched Mary's hair

Suddenly the cops drove up
Suddenly the law came down
Suddenly was whisked away
The Mary that I knew

So when you find
Somebody to stalk
Think of me and celebrate
I made such a big mistake
When I touched Mary's hair

So if I say save me, save me
Send me panties you've worn
And if I say hail sweet Mary
Leave your front door unlocked for me

Blessed is the one who shares
Your shower and your bedside, Mary
Blessed is the pubic hair
Which I scrapped off your floor

So when you find
Somebody to stalk
Think of me and celebrate
I made such a big mistake
When I touched Mary's hair

So if I say save me, save me
Send me panties you've worn
And if I say hail sweet Mary
Leave your front door unlocked

Save me, save me
Send me panties you've worn
And if I say hail sweet Mary
Leave your front door unlocked for me

If you want your man to call
Have to give me a free shake
But if you say hell no toooo me
Then your man's face will break

And if I cant reach
The girl of my dreams
Mary, you will lose your guy there
What I sure would love to beat
When I touched Mary's hair

So if I say save me, save me
Send me panties you've worn
And if I say hail sweet Mary
Leave your front door unlocked

Save me, save me
Send me panties you've worn

And if I say hail sweet Mary
Leave your front door unlocked

Save me, save me
Send me panties you've worn
What I sure would love to beat
When I touched Mary's hair

What I sure would love to beat
When I touched Mary's hair
What I sure would love to beat
When I touched Mary's hair