"One night, I was watching porn
And my mother came right in without knocking on the door
She says, what the hell you watching that for
I said masturbating and watching porn is fun
Oh masturbating is fun

I was pleasuring myself in the middle of the night
My father yells when a girl is gonna come in my life
Oh Daddy dear, you know I'm not the fortunate one
But masturbating is fun
Oh masturbating is...

That's all I really want to do
Jack off for some fun
When the working day is done
Masturbating is tons of fun
Oh masturbating is fun

Guys, they wanna, masturbate for fun
Guys, they wanna masturbate...

A boy looks at a beautiful girl
Then suddenly he is in his own private world
He has the sudden urge to play with his dick
Oh masturbating is fun
Oh masturbating is...

That's all I really want to do
Jack off for some fun
When the working day is done
Masturbating is tons of fun
Oh masturbating is fun

Guys, they wanna, masturbate for fun
Guys, they wanna masturbate

Masturbating is tons of fun
Masturbating, masturbating is fun (song still continues)




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