Song Parodies -> Do You Really Want My Herpes?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" Based on the performance by Culture Club
"Do You Really Want My Herpes? " Parody by Mike Portney
Give me time
Get back to my prime
Let me mend and heal
In my pants the feel makes me cry
How can this be real?

Do you really want my herpes?
Do you really want an STD
Lots of blisters
Feels like burning
Who the hell gave this to me?
In my pants the fire's burning
Medication
Stop the itch
All of my pals always tells me
I should find
Should find that bitch

Do you really my herpes
Do you really want an STD
Do you really my herpes
Do you really want an STD

Words are few
I have spoken
But all my dates will make 'rain checks'
Wrapped in sorrow
Feeling broken
Because I am not supposed to have sex
You've been talking but believe me
I'm doing this
For your own good
I won't bang you for a reason
Spread a disease; don't think I should

If it's love you want from me
Wait one more day
It is bad as you can see
It won't go away

Do you really my herpes
Do you really want an STD
Do you really my herpes
Do you really want an STD
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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
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