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Song Parodies -> Do You Really Want My Herpes?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" Based on the performance by Culture Club
"Do You Really Want My Herpes? " Parody by Mike Portney
Give me time
Get back to my prime Let me mend and heal In my pants the feel makes me cry How can this be real? Do you really want my herpes? Do you really want an STD Lots of blisters Feels like burning Who the hell gave this to me? In my pants the fire's burning Medication Stop the itch All of my pals always tells me I should find Should find that bitch Do you really my herpes Do you really want an STD Do you really my herpes Do you really want an STD Words are few I have spoken But all my dates will make 'rain checks' Wrapped in sorrow Feeling broken Because I am not supposed to have sex You've been talking but believe me I'm doing this For your own good I won't bang you for a reason Spread a disease; don't think I should If it's love you want from me Wait one more day It is bad as you can see It won't go away Do you really my herpes Do you really want an STD Do you really my herpes Do you really want an STD Your Vote Counts
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