Song Parodies -> Get A Kotex
"Always Coca Cola" Based on the performance by Coca Cola
"Get A Kotex" Parody by Planet Float
Always get a Kotex
Coca Cola as the image of Kotex.
First ask yourself (if you don't know), what is a Kotex?
Ko ko ko ko kook, ko ko ko ,ko ko
Ko ko ko ko kook, get a kotex (2x)

Wherever there's a whore, there's always a horde
Anytime there's fool, there'll always be hool'
Wherever there's a whacker, there's always a wacko
Anytime there's dote there's always ko ko kotex... yeah.

chorus

The speckles will always show, the sweat will always smell
The Legs as in between, there's always the feel ring
Ko ko kotex is always the care
Whenever there is phut, always get a kotex


Ko ko ko ko kook, ko ko ko ,ko ko (get a kotex)
Ko ko ko ko kook, always ko ko kotex (kooh, kooh, koooh)

Ko ko ko ko kook, ko ko ko ,ko ko (koo kook ko ko koooh)
Ko ko ko ko kook, always ko ko kotex (hey eh)
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MIKE - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
YEAH
MIKE - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
KICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
MIKE - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
ALWAYS GET A KOTEX COCA COLA @$ THE IMAGE OF KOTEX 1ST ASK YOURSELF WH@T I$ @ KOTEX???
MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
IDK A HYGIENE PRODUCT???
111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 20, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a fire gear race now when the alarm rings we will dress in our helmets jackets boots pants and seatbelts and we can drive the firetruck after that we have 2 stop the firetruck and we have 2 rush out of the firetruck and pick up the hose and we have 2 run so we can put the fire out AND IT WILL BE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AT DIFFERENT CAMERA SHOTS SO ERRBODY CAN SEE IT

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