Song Parodies -> I Want You To Fuck Me
"I Want You To Want Me" Based on the performance by Cheap Trick
"I Want You To Fuck Me" Parody by David Pratter
I am glad that Chuck finally allowed a site for submitting dirty parodies for grownups, this is one I thought of a long time ago that he clearly wouldn't allow on whatfreaks.com!
I want you to fuck me
I need you to fuck me
I'd love you to fuck me
I'm begging you to fuck me

I want you to fuck me
I need you to fuck me
I'd love you to fuck me
I'll put on a condom now, get out my KY lube
Slide on right in your hole, 'cause I want, you to fuck me!

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cummin'?
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I hear you moanin'?
Gettin' tense and sore as I pull right back in and out, I'm really poundin'!
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I hear you screamin'?

I want you to fuck me
I need you to fuck me
I'd love you to fuck me
I'm beggin' you to fuck me
I'll put on a condom now, get out my KY lube
Slide on right in your hole, 'cause I want, you to fuck me!

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you drippin'?
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I hear you moanin'?
We are all alone here on my bed, you know you know you're really cummin'.
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cummin'?
Penis really throbs, the friction's tight you know your clit is nubbin'.
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cummin'?

I want you to fuck me
I need you to fuck me
I'd love you to fuck me
I'm beggin' you to fuck me
I want you to fuck me
I want you to fuck me
I want you to fuck me
I want you to fuck me
Please do leave comments below if you grownups who like dirty sex talk think this is a good parody or not! Check out some of my clean parodies on whatfreaks.com by clicking on this link and tell me what you think of those too!
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Hmmmm - July 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Originally Submitted January 29, 2005 6:40:13 PM You are sick.....talented, but sick!!!
Shan - July 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Originally Submitted February 09, 2005 6:26:56 PM Hey thanks for the comments about my 'Slutty' song. I loved your spin on Cheap Trick's I want you to want me song. I saw them in concert and actually I like alot of their songs and you might not believe this but last night I actually thought of doing a parody on 'I want you to want me' and I was totally planning on making the words 'I want you to fuck me' and that was before I came upon your song. I guess great minds think alike. Good stuff.
21222222222222222222222222222222 - August 04, 2023 - Report this comment
THAT'S THE S**T THAT GOT ME MAD????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
1111111111111111111111111111111111111 - August 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
YOU ARE SICK HEY THANKS 4 THE COMMENTS ABOUT MY SLUTTY SONG I LOVED YOUR SPIN ON CHEAP TRICK'S I WANT U 2 WANT ME SONG I SAW THEM IN CONCERT AND THEY WERE AWESOME I LIKED A LOT OF THEIR SONGS LAST NIGHT AND YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS BUT LAST NIGHT I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF DOING A PARODY CALLED I WANT U 2 F**k ME AND THAT WAS B4 I CAME UPONN YOU'RE SONG I GUESS GR8 MINDS DEW THINK ALIKE GOOD STUFF

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