Song Parodies -> My Cavity
"Macavity" Based on the performance by CATS
"My Cavity" Parody by Ian Rowlins Original parody of Macavity from musical "CATS"
My cavity it hurt me so it never would relent
My friends they intervened and to the dentist I was sent I said "sir, I'm told you have the tools for faulty tooth repair" he said, "I'll fix your cavity, and soon it wont be there" My cavity, My cavity, I so despised my cavity It pained me every day and night,it truly was a tragedy its throbbing stabbing pulsing pain was far too much to bear the dentist fixed my cavity, my cavity's not there! I may seek it in the mirror opening wide as I may dare but I tell you once and once again my cavity's not there! My cavity was dark and black, a chasm in my tooth it rivaled the grand canyon and I'm telling you the truth I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't yawn or scream a totally surreal pain, like something from a dream it caused me eyes to water and my jaw to ache and twitch and when I tried to brush my teeth, it sure hurt like a BITCH! My Cavity, my cavity, the dentist filled my cavity I'm glad he did before my tooth resigned itself to gravity now there's just a piece of silver stuck inside with greatest care and after he was done I said "my cavity's not there!" My dentist is a gentle soul, he nearly made it fun and then after I spit in the bowl, he smiled and said "were done". and when my molars burrow, or my eye teeth cease their blinking or when my canines bark, or when my wisdom teeth stop thinking if my cuspids turn to custard, my incisors past repair I'll seek out the guy who made my cavity not there My cavity, my cavity, he didn't fear my cavity I told him it was bad, but still he treated it with levity He filled it with amalgam, and filled out my treatment card then I asked him how he did it and he said "it wasn't hard" and of all the types of dentists whose skills are loved by all I might mention prosthodontists who excel in proximal they're nothing more than tinkers, just glorified tooth fairies to the master of the quadrants the constable of caries! My cavity, My cavity, I so despised my cavity It pained me every day and night,it truly was a tragedy its throbbing stabbing pulsing pain was far too much to bear the dentist fixed my cavity, my cavity's not there! full recorded version found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1j_6JYp0FY
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. I was hoping for something about a body cavity search ;-). I also like parodying Andrew Lloyd Weber. I will finish Traci Lords Porno Star soon.
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