Song Parodies -> Hogtied
"Tongue Tied" Based on the performance by Cat
"Hogtied" Parody by Red Dwarf Red Dork 2: Hogtied
The Dorks in Red 2: Hogtied A small converstion from Tongue Tied to Hogtied.
When I saw you for the first time (thirst time)
My phallus began to shiver (shiver) And I got a orgy feeding (feeding) In my rectum and my anus (Bi-genital system baby) My fangs they started rakin' (rakin') My fart began a-thunder' (boom, boom, boom) My big fart left my body (pooey, pooey, pooey) Now dartin' tell me nothing Why do you make me hogtied? (hogtied) hogtied Whenever you are below me (fear me) Tied down (hogtied) Tied down (hogtied) Whenever you're in gown (on down) You make me feel a crown, girl Yes you make me hog-hog (tied-tied) hog tied Why can't I lure you clearly? (nearly) Tied-tied, hog-hog (hog tied, hog tied) Whenever you're aroused I saw you 'orsed the dance floor (trancin') I thought of sticks and beads (optimism baby) But when I tried to spunk to ya (halt, halt) My phallus unravelled to my thighs (wrigley-wrigley-pop) I was tired to say "I had you" (in you) But it lamed out kind of whore, girl (whore girl) It sounded like "chuck-oh-booty-hoo" (hogtied) Na-eat-yer-yer-yee-hunger-girl That's 'cause you make me hogtied (hogtied) hogtied Whenever you under me (fear me) I'm slurry-slurry (slurry-slurry) slurry-slurry (slurry-slurry) Whenever you're in gown (on down) My trousers they go slime, girl Yes, you make me fangy-tangy (tangy-fangy) hogtied Why can't I lure you clearly? (nearly) Be-gobbly-gurgle, gobbly-gurgle (hogtied, hogtied) Whenever you're under Oh, I'm sweating on my knees Sweet, sweet darling listen please Handstand me when I made Be-burble-dibble-doughy-toggle-fiddle-yay I'm tryin' to say I'm hogtied (hogtied) hogtied Whenever you are fier me (really) I'm gurgle-gurgle (gurgle-gurgle) gurgle-gurgle (gurgle-gurgle) Whenever you're in gown (on down) I drill so much I drowned, girl Yes, you make me fangy-tangy (tangy-fangy) funky-fangy Why can't I lure you clearly (nearly) Ge-gobby-gurgle (gobby-gurgle) Gurgle-gobby (gurgle-gobby) Whenever you're aroused (aroused) Whenever you're aroused, girl Http//Rs.Iwas2.net
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