Oh-o-o oh
For the longest time
Oh oh oh
For the longest..

If you said you wanna fuck tonight.
And you'd worn your skirt that fits so tight.
What else could I do. I'll put my big cock in you.
That hasn't happened for the longest time.

Once I thought your syphillis was gone.
Now I know infections do go on.
That's where you found me. At the clinic in the county.
I haven't been there for the longest time.

Oh-o-o-oh
For the longest time.
Oh oh oh
For the longest..

I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall.
It's just me. I'm trying to get them draws.
You know I'll eat you. You know you will eat me too.
That hasn't happened for the longest time.

Maybe sex won't last very long.
Your coochie much too wide.
My cock is not that long.
Maybe I've been stroking too hard.
But I've gone this far.
And it's not what I hoped for.

Who knows how much further we'll go on.
Maybe I'll have herpes when you're gone.
I'll take my chances. I forgot how nice your pants is.
I haven't been there for the longest time.

I had sexual thoughts at the start..
I said to myself, fallacio sweetheart.
Now I know the skeezer that you are
You're pimp-able so far. And it's more than I hoped for.

I don't care what pimping hookers bring.
I have been a fool for lesser things.
I'll bone you so bad. I think you ought to know that
I intend to ho you for the longest time.

Oh-o-o-oh
For the longest time
Oh oh oh
For the longest time