Song Parodies -> In Neverland
"Kokomo" Based on the performance by Beach Boys
"In Neverland" Parody by Bad Puppy
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He'll lube you, he'll rape you
Ooo, you'll be role players
Your small ass, you're still a
Kid, but Jacko wants you
His pale pole, your legs go,
Separate, show your hole
You'll make it using Vaseline

And he'll place his dong in your goal
That's where your orifice
Will be accepting his balls
Kids' bodies felt by hands
Illegal things go on in their pants
Yeah they are gonna hump while you're watching things like Pokèmon
Down in Neverland

He'll lube you, he'll rape you
Ooo, you'll be role players
Your small ass, you're still a
Kid, but Jacko wants you
His pale pole, your legs go,
Separate, show your hole
Ooo, he wants to rape you down in Neverland
Where semen drizzles down some young kid's hand
The fun will never end
Way down in Neverland

What
The heck,
He wants your brown poopdeck

"Well, kid, your 'rents fucked me
I'll dance on cars when the court sees me.
My, my, I want ass pie
Your crusty hole belongs to me"

Kid's anal poo smears Mike
Jacko in bed at night
Bad dreams were caused by this fright
Kid's constipation occurs at night
Way down in Neverland

He'll lube you, he'll rape you
Ooo, you'll be role players
Your small ass, you're still a
Kid, but Jacko wants you
His pale pole, your legs go,
Separate, show your hole
Maybe you could get away from Neverland
And grow up normal, heterosexual, and
Beat It from Jacko's Bad
Atrocity Neverland

Ten
Years since
Kid's anal hole was pinched

[Instrumental break]

Every rapist knows
No one beats Jacko at poking holes
Now if kids want to go and learn fellatio
It's Neverland, they know

He'll lube you, he'll rape you
Ooo, you'll be role players
Your small ass, you're still a
Kid, but Jacko wants you
His pale pole, your legs go,
Separate, show your hole
Ooo, he wants to rape you down in Neverland
Where semen drizzles down some young kid's hand
The fun will never end
Way down in Neverland

[Repeat chorus until fade]
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