"Workin' with a girl fo de boss man Woah
Workin' fo de company Woah, yeah
Bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' Woah
I'm gonna have a fantasy Woah, yeah
Where am I gonna look?
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like a hole in the head
With me, I do just fine

Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground

Jacki's in the elevator Woah
Naturally quite a bore Woah, yeah
She said, ""Can I see you later?"" Woah
And I said, ""No, you little whore!"" Woah, yeah
I don't really give a fuck
Not buyin' all that jive
I said, ""I'm gonna go home to my bedroom, honey
And grab myself with all five""

Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground
In the air, in the air
Honey, one more time now please don't stare
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down

Lovin' a ....

Masturbator

Going down

Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground

Gonna need a Penthouse for my wank Woah
Gonna be a millionaire Woah, yeah
I'm gonna find me a sperm bank Woah
And make me a deposit there Woah, yeah
Gotta get my timin' right Woah
It's some semen I gotta pass Woah, yeah
I'll chase you all the way to the stairway, honey Woah
Kiss my fuckin' ass

Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground

Do you care? Do you care?
Honey, one more time now it's in your hair
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down

Do you care? Do you care?
Honey, one more time now it's in your hair
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down

Hair, in your hair, honey one more one more one more one more
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down

Yeah, in your hair, honey one more one more one more one!
Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down

Yeah, in your hair, honey one more one more one more time
Lovin' a masturbator

Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down
Hair, in your hair, in your hair, in your hair

Lovin' a masturbator
Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down"