"I'm so jealous my body's in spasms
Only women get multiple orgasms
It isn't fair
How'd I get semen in my hair?
Ain't I a star?
Didn't think that I could really shoot that far

I know, nobody knows
Why there's stains upon my clothes
I know Persil will clean
So nobody else knows where I've been

Staying power Viagra allows us
It's so hard, I can't do up my trousers
You know it's true
Now my penis is one big bruise

Come with me, come over here
Come on a hankie, come with a beer
Come with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow your girlfriend will go all the way

Come with me, come over here
Come on a hankie, come with a beer
Come with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow your girlfriend will go all the way

Cream on, cream on, cream on
Cream until your balls run dry
Cream on, cream on, cream on
Cream until your balls run dry
Cream on, cream on, cream on, cream on
Cream on, cream on, cream on, ooooh

Come with me, come over here
Come on a hankie, come with a beer
Come with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow your girlfriend will go all the way

Come with me, come over here
Come on a hankie, come with a beer
Come with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow your girlfriend will go all the way"