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Song Parodies -> Suck Three Times
"Knock Three Times" Based on the performance by Tony Orlando And Dawn
"Suck Three Times" Parody by Dee Range
"Hey girl what ya screwin down there
Groaning alone every night while I yank right beside you I can hear your dildo humming As I dream about your plumbing One whore below me she won't even blow me I hate you Yeah I'm gnarly Suck three times on my pecker if you want sex Ninety nine times, if the answer is no Oh I confess (Yank yank yank) Yes I did it to my own self Lice on my pipe, meant you weren't gonna blow If you douche out your sin hole tonight Pull out the string but take note it's attached to my hard All you say now is ""You bore me"" Then you turn your back and ignore me Then I hear you scream and I know that your cunt's 'bout to fart Suck three times on my boner if you want sex Ninety nine times, if the answer is no Oh I confess (Yank yank yank) Yeah I did it to my own self Twice on my pipe...all it took me to blow Repeat lines 3,4,5,6,7 Repeat lines8,9,10,11,12 " Your Vote Counts
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