"The girl she don't speak, when the itching makes her shriek
'Cause the subject makes the woman gun shy.
But she shouldn't cry, just a fungus in her fly
And he hopes the OB makes her realize

Oh, her candida
Her snatch feels like a-leather
The faster the pain's gone the better
When her cooter's fresh and clean
Oh, her candida
I promise her life will be sweeter
And he won't burning his peter
'Cause she used Monistat cream

The future looked so bright, when she humped his dick real tight
They envisioned children swimming to her tubes
And she then looked at him, she felt fire throughout her trim
But all he was only thinking about her boobs

Oh, her candida
Her snatch feels like a-leather
The faster the pain's gone the better
When her cooter's fresh and clean
Oh, her candida
I promise her life will be sweeter
And he won't burning his peter
'Cause she used Monistat cream

(Violin solo)

Oh, her candida
Her snatch feels like a-leather
The faster the pain's gone the better
When her cooter's fresh and clean
Oh, her candida
I promise her life will be sweeter
And he won't burning his peter
'Cause she used Monistat cream

Oh her candida (fade)
"