Well I've never been in pussy
But I kinda like the feeling
They say all pussy is the same now
And the ladies sure know how to use it
I can't refuse it
Never gonna abuse it
Just let me fuck it, let me fuck it

Well I never been to heaven
But now I've been in righteous poontang
They tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In momma's poontang
Not on a chain gang, not standing in the rain game
Does it matter?
What does it matter?

Well I've never been to England;
But I kinda like the food there
Fish & Chips really send me
And I hear they got some sweets there
But pussy is finer than the diner,
at Trafelga's Square there, that's what I hear there