"Ever since I was a young boy I fucked the silver hole
From Scotland down to England I must have nailed the whole
But I ain't seen nothing like him in any farm land hall
That deaf, dumb and gay kid sure fucks a mean goat's ass

He stands like a statue, then jerks around like a machine
Feeling all the flesh spots, always fucks 'em clean
Bangs by intuition, makes his testes fall
That deaf, dumb and gay kid sure fucks a mean goat's ass

He's a beastiality wizard, there has to be a twist
A beastiality wizard's got such a supple dick
How do you think he does it? (I don't know)
What makes him so good?

Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no farmers scream
Don't see police lights a-flashing, fucks by sense of smell
Always gets a climax, never seen it fall
That deaf, dumb and gay kid sure fucks a mean goat's ass

I thought I was the Bally big boy king
But I just handed my goat fucking crown to him

Even on my favourite goat, he can beat my best
His disciples lean him in and he just does the rest
He's got crazy jerking methods, never seen it fall
That deaf, dumb and gay kid sure fucks a mean goat's ass"