Song Parodies -> Poker Twixt My Thighs
"Smoke Gets in Your eyes" Based on the performance by The Platters
"Poker Twixt My Thighs" Parody by PMS
I wrote this for a friend who had a birthday recently because I know what he wished for when he blew out the candles
Must have sex like doggies do
Because sad but true
Ah-ah-ah-ah-la missionary tried
Wouldn't fit inside
Physics can't defy

Need someone whose big behind
Against which I can grind
Who-oo-oo-oo won't be traumatized
By the super sized
Poker twixt my thighs.

My massive staff dictates I enter aft
Always about face love
(About face love)
If I may for big girls I must say.
I thank the Lord above.
(The Lord above)

Bicycles I can't ride
Backwards uphill must stride
All day-ay-ay
Tucked in my sock must stay
Or by neck tie disguised.
The poker twixt my thighs.

This poker twixt my thighs!
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