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Song Parodies -> Poker Twixt My Thighs
"Smoke Gets in Your eyes" Based on the performance by The Platters
"Poker Twixt My Thighs" Parody by PMS I wrote this for a friend who had a birthday recently because I know what he wished for when he blew out the candles
Must have sex like doggies do
Because sad but true Ah-ah-ah-ah-la missionary tried Wouldn't fit inside Physics can't defy Need someone whose big behind Against which I can grind Who-oo-oo-oo won't be traumatized By the super sized Poker twixt my thighs. My massive staff dictates I enter aft Always about face love (About face love) If I may for big girls I must say. I thank the Lord above. (The Lord above) Bicycles I can't ride Backwards uphill must stride All day-ay-ay Tucked in my sock must stay Or by neck tie disguised. The poker twixt my thighs. This poker twixt my thighs! Your Vote Counts
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