[Lead in to the fictional movie: "Jism"]

[REFRAIN:]
JISM
John Jism
Studly
Classic Porn

[SPOKEN:]
They say that you can't get hard
Do you wince at what they've said?
Or will you keep your steed in pictures
Upon the mirrored bed?
They're fretting you can't do it
But you do your work the same
So leave chiding to the jackals
And love your porno name

[REFRAIN:]

JISM
John Jism

Can you still keep growing long?

[ BACKGROUND SOUNDS:]
Screams of pleasure, whipping and laughing girlies

Now the girls blow deeply
And they can't stop squealing
For the man that's blowing their minds

But you gotta gander
At his huge thrombosis
And the creams that shoots down her spine

[REFRAIN:]

CHISUM
John Chisum

Can you still keep screwing blondes?

[SPOKEN:]
Can you still keep screwing blondes?

[BACKGROUND SOUNDS:]
Frolicking couples and moaning of pleasure

[SPOKEN:]
While you're thrusting on the mattress
In a frenzy so intense
You shot a pearl breastward
Now are you her porno prince? (Oh, yes master)
You've done it in the penthouse
Poked your hardware 'tween her buns
You've broke a hundred paddles
But your hand keeps spanking on

[REFRAIN:]

CHISUM
John Jism

Can you still keep spanking on?


[SPOKEN:]
Can you still keep spanking on?

[MOVIE BEGINS:]

[MOVIE ENDS:]

Now the girls go horny
And you cant help thinking
Of the pleasures that boffing will bring

There are those who marvel
At his film fest stable
And there's others who'll glom on his thing

[REFRAIN:]

JISM
John Jism

Can you still keep growing long?
Can you still keep screwing blondes?