"{instrumental intro}

Inflatable Woman, nothing much inside
Inflatable Woman, she's my blow-up bride
Lay-awayed at a Sex Toys-R-Us store
Took her home, then threw her on the floor
She looked at me right straight in the eye
I can't wait to give her a try
My woman, won't let air get away
She's practically human
As close as I could find-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

Inflatable Woman, won't let away from me
Inflatable Woman, will lose virginity
I'm gonna lock all my doors
Don't want those creeps peeping at mi amore
Should be tight, and that's alright
She's gonna be my afternoon delight
My woman, won't let air get away
She's practically human
As much as I could pay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

{instrumental break}

Inflatable Woman, put some air today
Inflatable Woman, just like yesterday
I'm gonna lock all my doors
Don't want those creeps peeping at mi amore
I don't need any magazines
She's gonna be my beauty queen
No more five-finger exercise
Gonna teach her tricks tonight
My woman, won't let air get away
Inflatable Woman, tonight I will be laid

Go, gotta laid today, gotta get laid today
Now go!... blow!... go!
I'm gonna kiss you woman
Gonna lick you woman
Lay down {spread those thighs}
Lay down {give me that ass}
Be a bitch to me
As bad as you can be
Gonna look you right straight in the eye
And tell you what I wanna do
You know I wanna sixty nine
I know that you won't mind
You know I wanna do
You know I wanna do you, woman
Will bang you woman!
"