Song Parodies -> Spreadin' Thighs
"Lyin' Eyes" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"Spreadin' Thighs" Parody by WC Thomas
SPREADIN' THIGHS

W.C. THOMAS - 1974

Small town girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with that sweet thing
Cause a rich old man can get a little squirrelly
It feels so good that he buys her a ring

But she worried about how much she gets to use it
And wonders if it will depreciate
Cause maybe without practice she might lose it
So she searches for a chance to deviate

You can't close your spreadin' thighs
And all them flies is a thin disguise
Thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to close them spreadin' thighs

So she tells him that she has to go out bowling
Her team needs her if they're to win at all
But he sees through her story and he's knowing
That she ain't gonna bowl she's gonna ball

On the other side of town a gang is waiting
Leaning up against their pickup trucks
Talking about the bang they're formulating
And why she brings a bowling ball when she fucks


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