Song Parodies -> Make It Sneezy
"Take It Easy" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"Make It Sneezy" Parody by Andy Primus
If Snow White had been a naughty girl. Words follow the original studio recording.
Well I'm layin' on the bed
Tryin' to focus my head
I've got seven dwarfs upon my mind
Four that wanna look-see
Three that wanna bone me
One says he's the first in line
Make it Sneezy, make it Sneezy
Just let the sound of his loud squeals
Drive me crazy
Climbin' up is this small man
He's gonna try my wonderland
I've got a place to take his hand
I'll take it easy

Well he's standin' in the corner
It's Bashful with a boner
It's such a fine sight to see
I'm a girl, my Lord
Not a washed up broad
Goin' down so take a look at me
Come on Grumpy, don't be frumpy
You get a go of my sweet love
You're gonna crave me
We may bruise an' we may sin
But you may never have cheer again
I've opened up so come on in
But take it easy

Well I'm runnin' out of time
Tired an' drippin' with slime
Coz he hurled a bubble on my hind
Landed by my liver
I don't know the giver
We're so far entwined
Make it Sneezy, make it Sneezy
Just let the sound of his loud squeals
Drive me crazy
Come on Happy, make it snappy
You get a go of my sweet love
You're gonna crave me

Oh, we're hot an' sleazy
I gotta make it sleazy
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Andrew Woodard - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
A new spin on a fantasy as old as the tale itself...I guess the "Doc" with "Cock" rhyme was so obvious you avoided it on purpose? ;-)
Andy Primus - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Andrew - just like Doc I suppose I should have tried to fit it in somewhere. Thanks Dr M - I try to
Dr Music - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
So do I. I have a split personality, most of the time i'm a friendly person but when i'm in a bad mood- i'm a real monster. *growls* I'm quite good at being evil actually. It kind of helps that I was born with almost vampire-like fangs.
Dr Loseit - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Shut up Dr M, we don't wanna hear it.

Now this parody was goofy and gross. I loved it.
Leo K - May 19, 2014 - Report this comment
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