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Song Parodies -> Make It Sneezy
If Snow White had been a naughty girl. Words follow the original studio recording.
Well I'm layin' on the bed
Tryin' to focus my head I've got seven dwarfs upon my mind Four that wanna look-see Three that wanna bone me One says he's the first in line Make it Sneezy, make it Sneezy Just let the sound of his loud squeals Drive me crazy Climbin' up is this small man He's gonna try my wonderland I've got a place to take his hand I'll take it easy Well he's standin' in the corner It's Bashful with a boner It's such a fine sight to see I'm a girl, my Lord Not a washed up broad Goin' down so take a look at me Come on Grumpy, don't be frumpy You get a go of my sweet love You're gonna crave me We may bruise an' we may sin But you may never have cheer again I've opened up so come on in But take it easy Well I'm runnin' out of time Tired an' drippin' with slime Coz he hurled a bubble on my hind Landed by my liver I don't know the giver We're so far entwined Make it Sneezy, make it Sneezy Just let the sound of his loud squeals Drive me crazy Come on Happy, make it snappy You get a go of my sweet love You're gonna crave me Oh, we're hot an' sleazy I gotta make it sleazy Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. A new spin on a fantasy as old as the tale itself...I guess the "Doc" with "Cock" rhyme was so obvious you avoided it on purpose? ;-)
Thanks Andrew - just like Doc I suppose I should have tried to fit it in somewhere. Thanks Dr M - I try to
So do I. I have a split personality, most of the time i'm a friendly person but when i'm in a bad mood- i'm a real monster. *growls* I'm quite good at being evil actually. It kind of helps that I was born with almost vampire-like fangs.
The real story behind my behaviour can be summed up like this: I have a split personality, it's a trait that's been in my family for generations. I come from a long line of evil villain types. My father is a mad scientist and my mother is half vampire. I inherited several things from my father including the "monster" gene. You see- my father has a split personality, he can be quite charming and nice at first but turns monstrous at any random moment. Every member of my family has a monster gene that causes them to turn into a monster of some kind, my father's one causes him to turn into a King King-like yeti type creature, my brothers monster gene turns him into a vampire, and my monster gene causes me to randomly transform into a hulking 6'3 300lb werejohncandy. Not to mention that my great great grandfather was an evil sorcerer.
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