Song Parodies -> Friendzone Santa Barbara
"Hotel California" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"Friendzone Santa Barbara" Parody by Rusty Shackleford The twisted story of Elliot Rodger sung to the tune of Hotel California.
In a black BMW
Cool wind in his hair Warm smell of Starbucks Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance He saw the Isla Vista lights His head was heavy and his sight grew dim He's gonna have a big night They stood outside the sorority They heard their own death bell They were thinking to themselves "Am I in heaven or am I in hell?" Then he pulled out his handgun And he blew them away Heard the voices on that May night This is what they say: Welcome to the Friendzone Santa Barbara Such a nasty place (such a nasty place) It's a damn disgrace Goin' insane in the Friendzone Santa Barbara Had no solution (had no solution) His retribution Actor's like Patrick Bateman Means justify the ends Killing the obnoxious brutes And their blonde girlfriends Bulletholes in the deli Blood, death, and sweat Don't want to remember But cannot forget. Stabbed his three roommates And drank some red wine Made in Napa Valley back in 2009 And still those voices are calling from far away Woke us up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say: Welcome to the Friendzone Santa Barbara Just an awful place (just an awful place) What an utter waste! Feelin' the pain in the Friendzone Santa Barbara Mountains of skulls (mountains of skulls) And rivers of blood Gunshots in the Beemer Glass broken like ice I said "He was just a prisoner here Of his own device." All across the beaches Sad to say the least They can take away the guns But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember I closed the Beemer door There was just no going back To the place he was before "Relax," I told Elliot. "I am programmed to deceive You can check out any time you like But you can never leave." Your Vote Counts
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