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Song Parodies -> Bean Burrito
This song was written for my girlfriend, The Parody Princess. She was drunk one night and really wanted a bean burrito from Taco Bell and by the time we got up to the window, they closed. It was only 1:30 and she was really irritated.
Bean burrito, when I''m drunk I do crave you
I've been waiting in this drive-thru, for so long now I must have you, even though you're not on my diet, This line's barely moving; I must be patient somehow Beans and cheese and sour cream, Wrapped up in a flour tortilla Taco Bell is always your best bet The ads say they're open until 2am But they always close too early The one thing that I want, I can't get Bean burrito, you are getting a little closer The pain from my hunger, is driving me nuts I always want you, oh, after a hard night of drinking Only you can calm these rumblings in my gut Don't know how long I can stay in this line, No cars have moved and it's 1:59, I may puke, and I have to pee Your cheesy goodness will rescue me My head is spinning, make it go away Bean burrito, you need to get in my belly 'Cause peanut butter and jelly, just won't do The line is moving, but now the window is closing They better let me have you Please don't close the drive-thru Shit! Now it's too late Your Vote Counts
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